Friday, October 21, 2011


Vienne asked why drinking water makes her go potty. I told her that when you drink water it fills up your belly until it can't hold it any longer and then you have to go potty. What goes in must come out. So, then every time she took a sip she looked down and felt her potty to see if it was leaking! heheheh
I had to reassure her that it will wait a while to fill up and then she will feel the potty urge to empty it out. :)

Monday, October 17, 2011


this monday morning...after I've returned from a women's retreat all weekend:
Vienne: Daddy told me to put my boogers on my pants
Me: What? No. That's gross. We only put boogers on tissues. Daddy did not tell you that.
Vienne: Yes! Yes he did! Dadda told me so!
Me: Well, I'm going to talk to him about that.

I text Mark: You teaching our daughter to wipe boogers on her clothes?
Mark: Yeah! That's my girl! What a memory!
Me: Gross! Thanks a lot!
Mark: I really did not teach her that. But she sure is creative.

Great. Now she's wandered into making up stories. And, using scapegoats!