this monday morning...after I've returned from a women's retreat all weekend:
Vienne: Daddy told me to put my boogers on my pants
Me: What? No. That's gross. We only put boogers on tissues. Daddy did not tell you that.
Vienne: Yes! Yes he did! Dadda told me so!
Me: Well, I'm going to talk to him about that.
I text Mark: You teaching our daughter to wipe boogers on her clothes?
Mark: Yeah! That's my girl! What a memory!
Me: Gross! Thanks a lot!
Mark: I really did not teach her that. But she sure is creative.
Great. Now she's wandered into making up stories. And, using scapegoats!